and for good reason: I am very severely closure.
With the works of artists:
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"HELLO SPRING "
At five days of Valentine, I get moult mails pals run out of ideas to avoid losing all their miles by missing * Valentine and it turns out that j'adoooooore play Cupid, so why not you do not take you as my ideas. As
must render unto Caesar ... I note that the following ideas have been caught in a magazine and I deliberately chose the less traditional (item of jewelry, weekend romantic red roses, romantic dinners with food Madame's favorite perfume or his favorite, romantic etc..), I must say I was very impressed by the imagination of these gentlemen.
- - - Bring to Ms. Quick, but with real cutlery, tablecloth and candles. One side offbeat, try to do that if Madame has the same humor as you, otherwise ...
- Prepare luggage without her knowledge and take the car without knowing where to go. The pleasure of the unexpected.- - - Use a premium or type in the Livret A to offer him the trip Pretty woman. Take her shopping by letting it decide what it wants and if you find the MP3 of Roy Orbison to pass him in the car is even better. If your sweetheart loves clothes and shopping, return to love and passion guaranteed.
- - If you are a man's temperament rather difficult and e nclin to say no every day, you can sell for 24 to its lower desires. It is possible that one day she wants to return the favor ;-)
- - - If you really dry, quietly call his best friend, she always knows better than you what will please him.
Now I'll give you my secret top secret that even James Bond would not have managed to squeeze me (except maybe Daniel Craig taking it well).
In my case I think a little unexpected and chili from time to time in the life of couple does not hurt, but that you already know, then you will not be surprised that I say that I am convinced a good script can wake up a relationship with sleep.
Gentlemen it may require a little organization and you ladies can do it, it works very well in both directions, neuro faith!
1) Firstly if there are children, you arranged to keep them on the evening of Valentine's day, without saying a word (if the children knew that keeping a secret is not) and especially in discreetly for your love does not suspect anything (NB Your mother-in-love when it's lying to please their daughters, but friends can leave an information filter treacherously sheer jealousy, mistrust !)
2) Then, the most delicate, you ensure that the holding fetish adapted season (which makes it a size sylph and legs of a gazelle) Your love is ready for use in the 'taking in laundry or if you're a great lord you outright buy him a splendid place that you are sure she will like it (but beware, there has to be sure of your shot, because if she does not like or if you choose the wrong size and she can not even put a leg inside, flashback guaranteed evening charred love story that will have trouble reborn from the ashes!)
3) You rent a hotel room in a place with its taste and cold in a basket a good caterer. If your budget is tight and / or because they could not do it yourself, you can count on the complicity of a culinary discreet friend or relative, you ask him to prepare a nice picnic basket ( NB: champagne essential!) and if the hotel is above your budget, ask grandma or a person who your love has confidence and will not resent the fact that you he torpedoes his evening of St. Valentine (one of many advocates of "Valentine Day commercial" for example) if she would take the kids home that night.
4) If she has no plans to go that very day or the day before you make an appointment for her quietly to her hairdresser at the end of the afternoon ( the last appointment of 18h) to "refresh" his haircut. This year if you're lucky her salon open exceptionally on a Monday for the occasion (there are two salons near us that will do). Or if everything is closed, you call an exceptionally hairdresser at home. (This is an option, it is not the most important step in this scenario)
The decor is in place!
Monday, you expect to finish earlier, if you take your afternoon. The morning before leaving (or email, sms) you would leave a little note informing him that you will seek the brats to school and tell her to be beautiful during this time. Trankilou she returns home to look beautiful, you will return with marmaillous and you will give him a map showing location of your next appointment (a piano-bar chic, where it will wait in torch is not to resist your attacks , a drink to relax).
Madam exhilarated will necessarily all, once it becomes part of you will also fine and depending on which option you choose, or you call the person who will keep your marmalloux at home or the place you go in your accomplice sitter.
I tell you that all this time your lady you will already have a very positive opinion, then after it you'll just go quietly seek the basket ordered from the caterer, put it in the Safety the car and go join her at the bar. When you arrive you drag with class and panache as if you saw her for the first time.
Then you take him either in the hotel you have booked, either in your house empty of children, in both cases you are drawing the packed lunch for your beautiful take strength, but it is likely so that it no longer hungry for expensive, but then again ...
Happy Valentine!
PS: I am not responsible if you do it so badly that it restarts the bar with another man! :-D
copyright * Gad Elmaleh
** Times are obviously calculated based on the distance to the hairdresser and various places of this scenario in love.